shiny happy

Too happy to be taken seriously; happy to a cheesy or campy extent. Comes from the R.E.M. song Shiny Happy People.

I hated that movie's shiny happy portrayal of high school. In reality, it's a living nightmare for some people.

by Me I. Myself February 1, 2009

shiny ninety

The shine applied to one's hand after it has been inserted into a vajayjay and rotated ninety degrees.

man, I got a slimy shiny ninety from that chick last night

by themanwithaplanfornow March 13, 2010

Shiny Happy People

The term is based on a Chinese propaganda poster popularized by REM in the song of the same name. Its a term that determines that people are faking happiness or false happiness in order to fool the outside world that there are no problems. Shiny Happy People are effectively massive fakes.

Look at that picture they just put up on Facebook they are all shiny happy people

by West Side Massive July 7, 2014

Shiny Nickel

-verb
A Shiny Nickel is a sexual favor usually given by a girlfriend, wife, or an escort (prostitute). To give one a Shiny Nickel the female must first lather the males' anus with semen and vaginal fluid. Then she must "shine" his anus with her toungue until squeaky clean.

Man #1: How was that date last night?

Man #2: Amazing! After the movie she gave me Shiny Nickel in her Grandma's bedroom!

Man #1: Fucking Epic...

by Rusty Penny January 7, 2010

shiny new toy

The new kid at school who gets all the attention because the kids all want to know what they're like and whether or not they'll be friends with him/her. Eventually, the "shiny new toy" factor wears off in about a week or two and the kid just becomes a normal student.

Kid #1: Hey, new kid! High five!
Kid #2: High five? Pshh, that's lame. Hey new kid, do I get a hug?
Kid #3: Me too! I want a hug first!
Kid #2: Back off, I saw the kid first!
Teacher: Kids, she is not a shiny new toy! Cut it out!
New kid: Umm...I think I'll just be going to homeroom now...

by Quinntillion April 8, 2009

shiny crown

When a girl puts lip gloss with glitter on and gives head. Thus leaving you with a shiny crown.

Dude i can't get the glitter off!

From where?

My wang!I got a shiny crown yesterday!

by strainedcalvesbingbangbadaboom April 24, 2010

shiny giny

Noun: A condition achieved when a woman has the good sense to remove the beard from her clam thus allowing a more pleasurable experience for both her and her partner.

I hooked up with two girls last night, the first had a damn wookie living in her panties, the second had a shiny giny; I much prefered the latter to the former.

by Stitecin and Kangarine October 30, 2006