Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.
by Guercioni October 23, 2005
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Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
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by some dude June 19, 2005
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or unemployed i.e with-out shifts
or unemployed i.e with-out shifts
Damone was at his other baby's momma's house while his mother searched endlessly for him because he was suppose to pick her up at the airport like he had promised. Man he is so damned shiftless!
by Giaa July 29, 2008
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by A potterhead March 12, 2021
Get the shifting realities mug.When you hold down the shift key to use "!" (or any other thing you need the shif to use)multiple times and you "slip" on the last one.
by flipflopsandsocks March 11, 2008
Get the shift slip mug.The act of shifting/meeting/making out with some random stranger and then continuing on your merry way. Perhaps to shift and drift with another random person.
by Slagathon July 14, 2011
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