shell ass

A condition met when one refuses to wipe his ass after a messy turd for an extended period of time. The turds subsequently harden leaving the sufferer with a solid crust that mimics the appearance of a turtle's shell.

Can be effectively used for defensive purposes.

I've a kickboxing match coming up, I've got a solid case of shell ass to keep me safe.

by JahKnows November 27, 2016

Shell League Gulag

This happens on a discord server called Shell League, which is full of socially awkward teenagers where they go when having existential despair. The gulag of this server happens when a bitch ass retard mod puts you on time out for only being underage or attempting to locate an underage child to fuck for fun. Also can have discord sex with children if lazy enough.

FUCK YOU DESTINY WHY AM I IN SHELL LEAGUE GULAG NOW

by League Mail#3572 July 6, 2020

shell out

1. usually means "to pay for"
2. to hand or give out

I'm not shelling out $1000!

by Balder November 9, 2003

Shell Syndrome

One who lacks social skills, Lives for Xbox Live, and also is known to drive purple S-10's. Pale white in complexion due to nerdy game playing, and masturbation. One who can live to be anywhere from 18 years old to 50, and still, a virgin.

Dude, that guy must have Shell Syndrome, look at his purple truck!

by Mambo#5 April 20, 2010

Shell hat

A piece of headwear that makes one feel intimately at home, as if in a childhood fort.

“I’ve never seen her look as at peace, as in her shell hat. Such a happy hat.”

by Gordonmaster October 3, 2020

shell rape

when playing mario kart. you get hit by multiple shells one after another thus slowing you down and feeling violated and more or less pissed at the game.

oh noez a blue shell....aww you gotta be kidding me a red one right after that. thats shell rape man!

by Xavier LH May 8, 2008

shell fish

Ladies parts that are unclean and scabby and therefore cause chaffing and iritation to the penis during sex.

Her bloody shell fish near took ma nob off!

by Martin Harkins July 28, 2006