The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.
"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."
"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
by LP$ October 9, 2009
Get the Shaffstalled mug.1. What you call the most legit white guy in your crew
2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
by Walter Mondalegribble June 15, 2011
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A city in south yorkshire, The first official football team was made there and its main industry was Steel and a bit of coal mining, Maggie closed them all down and it became quiet poor, it is now under bid redevelopments. It has a huge multicultural community and a massive student population
Southerner: That cities dirty
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
Northerner:Stfu you rich tax evading prick.
United fan: SHEFF UNITED FTW
Wednesday fan: WEDNESDAY FTW
*big fight*
Sheffield: big, better than leeds
Leeds:Big,better than sheffield
by sheffield citizen May 28, 2009
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Get the Shelf tits mug.Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.
This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:
"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"
"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"
"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"
And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf
chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
Get the Wheat Sheef mug.When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
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Get the Reaching for top shelf mug.When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.
"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."
"What the fux, bro."
by SpykeIzLeet August 23, 2011
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