shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004

elizabeth shelton

A human who is genuinely kind and gentle to most of mankind and animal kind. Does her best in all she puts her mind to. Cares very deeply about all of her friends. Tends to make friends with guys way too easily(in her own opinion)(in her early years),
Is easily hurt by harsh words, those who are good quality people themselves (if they are to meet one) they should make friends with her if they want a loyal friend that they can call in the middle of the night if they want a ride to a store or gas station or if they need to borrow a lawnmower or if they need help cleaning out their garage, setting up for a garage sale, etc. You'll know her when you see her. Her soul and her warm smile lights up a room (especially when she is excited)

That's Elizabeth Shelton! Because she loves God, she lights up my life!

by ChristineAndEric May 27, 2017

Mady seaton

Dumb whore, suck alot of cock, tells people to kill themselves.

I'm mady seaton and i eat paper

by Potatoknishes888 May 21, 2020

june shelton

a guy who sleeps a lot, ejaculates from his hand, has a big lip, and is very homosexual yet tries very hard to be normal by acting like he likes females

Could you please wake up that june shelton he has just came on himself while looking at that male teacher.

by I.Am.ThA.MaN May 12, 2009

Smeaton

To cock block someone in the process of trying to wingman them

I was nearly in with that girl but my mate totally pulled a smeaton

by Gdsafdben April 1, 2019

Shatonne

One of those stranglings in your life that on a day to day basis can just crack you up by hearing her laugh

Shatonne i farted. (constant laughter that sometimes turns into a "shtoon squeak")

by Tagith February 16, 2009

Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.

My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.

by ASovo23 August 8, 2014