shatta wale

a popular dancehall artist in Ghana who produces the best music in Ghana and beyond

Stonebwoy is no match for Shatta wale, he is just a seargant lee.

by agbafitor September 6, 2017

Shattered Virus

The condition where one person becomes exceedingly lazy, sloth-like, and so 'blah' that they are unwilling to do the most simple tasks, like read a few short paragraphs of text. Dereived from the user Shattered Rift, who has exhibited this lazyness on multiple occasions.

A: Er... mind reading this for me, I can't tell if it seems out of character or not.

B: No, I'm lazy.

A: -snorts- You gots the Shattered Virus

by Liz August 6, 2005

shattoo

the design that is created on a person's pants after they shit their pants, sit down and get back up.

"look at that jackass. he couldn't even hold it in until after class. now he's got a shattoo all over his ass"




it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.

by VOLTRON89 April 6, 2009

Shatishfaction

Noun: the feeling when you get home and finally get to drop a dookie.

Noun: the pronunshiation shatishfaction if you are a shuper cool bad ash like Sean Connery. Shuck it Trebek.

After a long day I got home and expirienced pure shatishfaction.

Sean Connery datesh ashertive women becaushe he prefersh hish pushy to be pushy.

by Mr.why October 16, 2014

Shatosphere

The aura surrounding the area of space where someone has recently farted.

Buddy: *cough* *cough* aww, what the f**k!
Friend: What's up?
Buddy: I just walked through someone's f**king shatosphere!

by uschris October 21, 2009

shattle

the pronunciation of "Seattle" by anyone of Asian descent, especialy Filipino

"I just got back from shattle"
"What the hell are you talking about? You shat your pants?"
"No, shattle. In Washington."
"Oh, Seattle. Why don't you learn how to speak you dumb bastard"

by timyahtim March 28, 2009

sharts

when you shit and fart

conner sharts.

by iosjfhefsih April 3, 2009