dog shitter

Those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just his dog shitter?

by mave73 October 28, 2007

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

Scatterbrained

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

Shatnerd

One who adores and idolizes William Shatner. Usually a female Trekkie who fantasizes about being one of the hot alien chicks Captain Kirk makes out with.

Listening to the original series Star Trek theme song and admiring her many Captain Kirk action figures, she proudly wrote on the wall in big letters: "I am a Shatnerd." And she was.

by the Pollylu July 8, 2004

Shitter shot

A phrase invented by dudes in Front Royal Virginia. The phrase refers to drinking liquor shots on the toilet and posting a video of the act on the shitter shots Facebook page. Most of the participants call out their friends and whatnot

Dude I cant wait to get home tonight, I'm posting shitter shots until I black out.

by Shitter shot champion April 24, 2020

Jar Shitter

A person that plays video games too much. A person that doesn't leave the screen or put the controller down. When a Jar Shitter has to use the Restroom, they shit in a jar

Look at this guy's K/D score he must be a Jar Shitter
Did you see that guy quick scope me? He's definitely a Jar Shitter

by TyBundy September 20, 2019

William Shatnered

When you drink too much alcohol you pass out.

I got "William Shatnered" last New Years Eve.

by Phartman December 24, 2009