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De-Sharpen

To not be sharp, To be dull
It's a very de-sharpen book
by AwesomeWords.com November 30, 2021
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Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.
Where is my pencil sharpener?
by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020
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Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it
Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener
by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025
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Sharpener Top

A sharpener top is a top or dominant who typically doesn't give penetrative acts, but is still very much not a bottom. Much like how a sharpener shapes a pencil, it can be inserted into but it does not insert itself. Sharpener tops tend to prefer kink play such as bdsm without the need for penetrative acts.
Friend 1: Your new boyfriend looks like such a bottom.

Friend 2: nah bro he's a sharpener top, he made me f*ck him then chained me to the headboard. I've still got bruises.
by SlightlyStressed August 26, 2025
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Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers
by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023
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pendulum sharpener

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah
by OkaJeff June 14, 2017
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Dildo sharpener

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty
by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018
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