pendulum sharpener

A big dick that's sharp

E.g. Same bro pendulum sharpener yeah

by OkaJeff June 14, 2017

Penicular Pencil Sharpener

The Universal Scientific Term For The Female
Genitals

Jamie: "Stop Rubbing Your Penicular Pencil Sharpener"
Jeanne: "I Can't Help It"

by RangerPickleDick666 December 13, 2019

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Sharpening

code word for slitting your WRISTS.
if you’re not comfortable with saying it upfront to the person you’re talking to.

🟠 Girl 1 : What are you doing right now?

⚫️Guy 1 : Just a bit of sharpening, you?

🟠Girl 1: Oh, not much.

by LuxeFromGuac August 07, 2022

Sharpenings

Leftovers after sharpening an art pencil, synonymous with shavings

After you sharpen your art pencils, clean your sharpenings off the bed.

by VBMilkman February 22, 2025

Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 31, 2022

De-Sharpen

To not be sharp, To be dull

It's a very de-sharpen book

by AwesomeWords.com November 30, 2021