care bear shares

Stock that doesn't exist.

Mark was horrified when he found out he had purchased care bear shares.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

sharissa

a badass motherfucker

Sharissa is a bad motherfucker

by FreakyPandaBubbles May 24, 2016

shardstick

A 3 foot line of crystal meth equal to 1 yard.

I did a line earlier, oh my God it was so good, oh wow, I did a line, but not just any line, it was a super long line, it was the length of a shardstick. Is there an ice pick sticking out the back of my head?

by Texas Beezler August 18, 2014

shard barb

A girl who hangs out with Meth Dealers or who gives up the sex for meth

Your momma is a shard barb.

by daddy dollar January 14, 2016

sharissa

A female name for one who possesses the kindness if an angel, and the devilish nature of a prowling lion. She does not tolerate any disrespect for her loved ones. If her social needs are to deplete, she will become shapressed.

Her name is Sharissa.

by cjidsvijhbjfl July 17, 2018

Shard

Slang name commonly used to describe a piece of crystal methamphetamine or meth.

Damn, those are some good shards

by addicted May 13, 2005

Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.

Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?

by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016