Santa con

An event where a whole bunch of obnoxious white people come from Long Island and CT to the big apple, dress like skanks and douche bags and get drunk.

"Hey you look like a fucking idiot. Where are you going like that?"

"Oh Im part of Santa con"

by BRONXAlpaca December 10, 2016

stinkfinger santa

A surprise fingerbanging delivery up a slut's cunt or pooper, particularly when the bitch is passed out or asleep.

Ho Ho Ho! What's that gettin' shoved up your chimney, bitch? Damn right, it's stinkfinger santa!

by assymouth September 16, 2009

Shantai

A smart, sexy, determined, bad bitch that doesn't give two fucks about anything that's not gonna do her any good. She focuses on herself and refuses to let anyone or anything get in her way because she knows she is the shit and always will be.

I can't believe I've got a Shantai

by Ashtree3 January 3, 2017

Shantal

A girl who is uncertain. Adorable in her own way. Very hard to entertain. Wears her heart on her sleeve. Is an amazing friend. Is the therapist/listener when it comes to hanging out with people. very hyper. Not always the brightest crayon in the crayon box. As unique as the name.

That girl is so Shantal.

by Pepe. December 31, 2009

santa's little helper

Homer Simpson's dog.

I love you Santa's Little Helper.

by Joe D April 23, 2005

Bad Santa

Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.

Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.

by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008

Santa Fe

Military slang. Roughly: "to get fucked" or "fuck you." Also: "Fuck it."

Origin: 35th Infantry Division (Kansas) National Guard deployed for the first time since WWII. The "Santa Fe" Division, named for the Santa Fe Trail that settlers followed across Kansas from the Eastern USA to New Mexico, immediately began to break down relationships across Central Command and generally treat the subordinate units with derision. Since then Guard, Reserve, and Active Duty units which were under the Division's command have used the motto in this way.

LT John - Well, they decided to make me the General's Aide.
CPT George - Dude, you got Santa Fe'd! You should fight that shit!
LT John - Nothing I can do about it. Santa Fe, I guess...

by mad mortarman January 22, 2018