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Get the sitting around with your thumb up your ass mug.Using a cellular device to send pornographic photos or videos of oneself to another. After recieving a sext message you are then supposed to forward it to every person you know, telling each one of them to do the same, until the entire world has seen it, and everyone thinks your friend is a slut. Can sometimes result in a law suit.
"While my mom was sexting my dad, she accidently forwarded the message to me, forcing me, according to the sexting law, to send the message to all my friends." That night, all my friends died.
by 2+2=unicorn January 7, 2010
Get the sexting mug.Face sitting is when one person sits on another person's face. Any gender can be the face sitter, and any gender can be the face sit recipient, or face "sittee." For this definition, picture a woman sitting on a man's face. The face sitter can wear pants, dress, undergarments, be butt naked, etc.
A woman can sit on a man's face in different ways.
The frontal face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face with her back to his feet. This position allows him to see her face, belly, etc. Or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face)
The reverse face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face while looking in the direction of his feet. Depending on how the woman is sitting, the man could see her back, just the back part of her butt, or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face).
The side face sit is halfway between the reverse and frontal face sits. Depending on how she sits on his face, he could see her side.
Partial cover is when she sits on part of his face. Full cover is when she sits flat on top of his face. (His face is completely covered).
Hover is when the woman sits on the guy's face without applying her full weight. The mustache ride is an example. She's "hovering" above his face while he eats her out.
Full weight face sit is when the woman sits flat on top of the man's face, causing it to bear her sitting weight.
Face sitting is used in five main areas: Foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident.
Foreplay: The full weight reverse face sit is one of the most effective ways to service a woman. You maximize her pleasure without sustaining neck strain and upper body strain.
Domination: This is when the woman forces her butt on the man's face. This is used the same way whipping, flogging, spanking, etc, would be used. Instead of punishing the man with pain, she punishes him with face sitting humiliation.
Under domination, the woman could also force the man to serve as her face seat cushion. She sits on his face and does anything she'd do while sitting down. On the other side of the coin to this is fantasy role play. The man fantasizes being the woman's face chair, and the woman makes that fantasy a reality.
Face sitting is a good way to be silly. One popular example of this would be the woman sitting on a passed out, drunk man's, or woman's face...while having a picture, or video, made to record the act.
Face sitting could also happen as a result of an accident. An example is when a woman stumbles back, falls on someone behind her, and lands her butt on the other person's face.
Face sitting is used in cunnilingusbatio and queening.
A woman can sit on a man's face in different ways.
The frontal face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face with her back to his feet. This position allows him to see her face, belly, etc. Or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face)
The reverse face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face while looking in the direction of his feet. Depending on how the woman is sitting, the man could see her back, just the back part of her butt, or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face).
The side face sit is halfway between the reverse and frontal face sits. Depending on how she sits on his face, he could see her side.
Partial cover is when she sits on part of his face. Full cover is when she sits flat on top of his face. (His face is completely covered).
Hover is when the woman sits on the guy's face without applying her full weight. The mustache ride is an example. She's "hovering" above his face while he eats her out.
Full weight face sit is when the woman sits flat on top of the man's face, causing it to bear her sitting weight.
Face sitting is used in five main areas: Foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident.
Foreplay: The full weight reverse face sit is one of the most effective ways to service a woman. You maximize her pleasure without sustaining neck strain and upper body strain.
Domination: This is when the woman forces her butt on the man's face. This is used the same way whipping, flogging, spanking, etc, would be used. Instead of punishing the man with pain, she punishes him with face sitting humiliation.
Under domination, the woman could also force the man to serve as her face seat cushion. She sits on his face and does anything she'd do while sitting down. On the other side of the coin to this is fantasy role play. The man fantasizes being the woman's face chair, and the woman makes that fantasy a reality.
Face sitting is a good way to be silly. One popular example of this would be the woman sitting on a passed out, drunk man's, or woman's face...while having a picture, or video, made to record the act.
Face sitting could also happen as a result of an accident. An example is when a woman stumbles back, falls on someone behind her, and lands her butt on the other person's face.
Face sitting is used in cunnilingusbatio and queening.
by herfacechair October 14, 2008
Get the Face sitting mug.1. The condition of waiting for a red light taking way too long before turning green.
2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
2. The agony of being stuck in a traffic jam during the work week on a road that normally flows smoothly except during rush hour.
Spouse: "Tell me you're on your way and will be home in time for dinner."
Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
Commuter: "Sorry, nobody's moving our here. I've been stuck in this parking lot called an Interstate for a half hour already! We'll probably be sitting here till Saturday."
by Commuter on Breeze January 2, 2017
Get the Sitting here till Saturday mug.When you sitt while peeing like a woman, as a man.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
Benefits: I can focus on the future instead of focusing on aiming.
If i suddenly feel like taking a poop while peeing, I'm already sitting down.
I dont have to fear that I will miss the toilet.
My wife would stop whining about me sitting down.
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♫ All the live long day ♫
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♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
♫ All the live long day ♫
♫ I've been sitting on the shitbowl ♫
♫ Just to waste my time away ♫
♫ Don't you hear the pisser flushing ♫
♫ Sleep in so late in the morn ♫
♫ Can't you hear the restroom attendant yelling ♫
♫ Quick, get an air horn! ♫
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