QUEENSTOWN SECONDARY SCHOOL

a school located at Strathmore Rd filled with bare matreps, minahs, stupid teachers & students, step yps, cancelled discipline teachers and a scamming botak stall owner (joe mama). teachers cares more about tucking in shirts than wearing masks properly and some teachers have sock kinks and confiscate your socks if there's designs or is ankle socks (excluding express people, biased ass teachers). qtss is the most budget school, tables with random blue shit that will stick to wtv you hv, shit aircons in aircon rooms and a 24/7 broken cubicle in the toilets on lvl 4, although toilets smells nice due to the matreps vaping. don't come to this school if you are hydrated, they will ban you from going to piss during exams. lastly, this school think they smart, form teacher are called class mentors, prefects are called student leaders and has a buddy system (never think of people with no friends). ultimately, don't come to this school.

Mr Foo: You thinking of going to Queenstown Secondary School after your primary school?
Tom: Nah it's a shit school like your hairline and arsenal

by urmothersmelly August 21, 2021

Second Classer

A term coined by and for the most pathetic crowds of habbohotel

"brooooo l0vrs is such a second classer"

by no1care May 5, 2010

Second-Hand Embarrassment

When you cringe while watching people embarrassing/publicly humiliating themselves, especially when they DON'T deserve it. People who suffer from this are generally empaths, or they may suffer from severe social anxiety.

"I tried to tell my friends that Dave couldn't dance, but they forced him to anyway. I got second-hand embarrassment in the worst way while watching him. By the time I pulled him out, his face was the deepest shade of red imaginable, and it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that he was trying not to cry from embarrassment. We haven't been on speaking terms with those "friends" since that incident."

Moral of the story: Don't force people to do things they're not comfortable with, especially under protest. It may be funny to you, but you've gotta think of other people.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

second breakfast

invented by hobbits, second breakfast is breakfast all over again

We'll just have time for second breakfast before it's time to start cooking lunch.

by Sienna March 17, 2003

bush's second term

Proof that god punishes us for masturbating

for that sneaky shuffle thou shalt have a shit president for another four years.

by yankeedoodlepoodle November 11, 2004

Second String Friend

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.

by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020

Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009