Non Sequitur

1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.

2. A statement (reply) that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

None of you have ever heard the word Non Sequitur before.

by ***DESTROY*** August 12, 2003

squimpy

Someone who is extremely unexcellent. He thinks he is above the fray and takes the morale high ground, but in fact he is worst than the rest.

He's so squimpy!! I can't believe that squimp!!

by Assad November 1, 2008

squimm

acronym for 'smile quietly in my mind'.
generally used in situations that don't warrant a lol or other forms of outrageous laughter.
also used when a person wants to convey that something was smileworthy but doesn't want to use a hyperbole like lol or lmao to cheapen it.
can be used to catch out people on video calls who say lol but dont.

*after being shown cute puppy pics*
GK: lmao wut?
JC: lol
RZ: rofl
SG: squimm
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GK: lol
SG: you didn't laugh out loud.. you just sqiymed (smiled quietly in your mind)

by Gibs the CTS February 21, 2011

Squim

The ejaculate or vagina juice from any animal or human being. Especially when it is real sticky and vicious. Usually has a pungent odor, and you can taste it in the air.

I was doing my girl and got her squim all over me!

by Real Big tasty August 19, 2021

Non sequitur

A line of reasoning or statement that doesn't logically follow the previous statement.

I have to use the word non sequitur in a sentence. It's about as funny as a whore fucking a retard instead of me. I didn't do that. I will do that. Those two things are not mutually exclusive and is not hypocritical. You're a dumb. You're not a smart. The fact that you have been allow to keep you tongue is something. Not obsessed with anything but having to listen to it every day is going to make raping her and killing it more satisfying than any sex they've had here. She deserves it. It isn't a person. They are going to have it happen to then because the people involved made it the only viable choice. They all deserve it.

by Hym Iam December 3, 2020

Non Sequifuck

When one unintentionally uses a phrase or conversational tangent that has no relation to the subject matter preceeding it. See Non Sequitur.

Ken: So then she put down the remote, and we had a fight.
Kane: Over what, exactly?
Ken: You know how you forget to put the toilet seat down? Well, I fed a squirrel a chilli yesterday. Comedy gold.
Kane: Whoa. That's one heck of a non sequifuck there, mate.

by Kevin Ruddofsky January 1, 2009

squim

a mixture of sperm and quim (vaginal juices)

a boy named simarpreet squims allover his bed sheets after banging and indian boy

by Stephanos.P June 19, 2017