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Valenzetti Equation

a fictional equation created by the tv show LOST.
The "Lost Experience" has revealed that the objective of the DHARMA Initiative is to alter any of the six factors of the Valenzetti Equation, revealed to have a huge impact on the date the human race will destroy itself, whether by global warming, chemical warfare, overpopulation or many other possible methods. These factors are represented as numbers in the Valenzetti Equation and are also the numbers frequently mentioned in the show: 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42.
The DHARMA initiative works with the Valenzetti Equation
by Khayman November 7, 2006
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seduction

when my girlfriend tricks me into having sex with her, and then blames it on me that we have to much sex!
Seduction is something that women do very well.
by Alexius November 6, 2003
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Multi variable quadratic equation

Simple way of saying the entire problem is fucked up beyond belief and unsolvable
The building 5 project has become a multi variable quadratic equation and it's difficult to provide a concise answer to your question regarding the delays.
by Just got Ramras'd June 23, 2015
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seduction

1) The act or art of seducing someone
2) The ability to entice one into illicit behaviors
3) see ashley
She's had a lot of practice in seduction.
Yep.
by Someone June 11, 2004
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line equations

(verb) To do line equations is a way to sound like a cokewhore by measuring, adding, and further equating lines of coke.
"I'm doing my line equations...does that make me sound like a cokewhore?"
by lyssalicious February 27, 2010
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Sweet Sensation

When you get a lollipop and rub it on a gals pussy and lick it like a lollipop
Chris:-Do you have a lollipop
Nicole:-Yes Why?
Chris:-So i can give ya the sweet sensation :p
by TheNut June 19, 2011
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Youtube Sensation

A euphemism for someone who doesn't realise that the skill they are showing off is only considered remarkable by other people because of how embarrassing it is.
A: So...saw Jack dancing last night.
B: Jack was actually dancing? Does a guy that big have moves?
A: Ummm, how to put this nicely....lets just say that if someone was filming then that guy would be the next Youtube sensation.
B: That bad, huh?
A: Think Star Wars Kid, but with less coordination and more sweat.
by WhiteLando June 4, 2014
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