Truth Seeker

Someone who seeks the truth, aka wants to kiss your dad.

"Hey Billy, as a truth seeker I really want to know what your dad is up to later?"

by Aumni-Ra July 31, 2022

the seeker

Someone who won't get to get what they're after 'til the day they die.

I asked Bobby Dylan,
I asked The Beatles.
I asked Timothy Leary,
But he couldn't help me either!

Ah the seeker

by captainphoenix December 12, 2006

Whore Seeker

A "Whore Seeker" is the name given to a male who will visit certain locations to look for sex. He will generally visit places he knows whores vacate, such as gyms, Bars, and supermarkets. He is never fussy but refuses to pay for sex. He is not concerned with appearance and lives by the motto that there is no such thing as bad sex.

Suzzie: I met a guy at the gym yesterday, he took me to his place, made love to me, then took a pepsi from my fridge and left saying he had better sex with his 65 year old aunt. I was so upset.
Leslie: Don't take it personally, he sounds like a "Whore Seeker" and you made it easy for him and you need to have a little more self respect.
Suzzie: I know, it really upset me because it was my last pepsi.

by Paul Fleming July 17, 2006

fortune seeker

A treasure-hunter, adventurer, freebooter. A person who, as the word implies, seeks fortune. Often, but not always, they seek their fortune through risky or dangerous ventures.

Those fortune seekers are trying to make it big diving for sunken treasure.

by Gengar Khan November 3, 2013

Muslim Heat Seeker

When your "target" is in the shower and you open the shower curtain and let a fart loose into the shower. Then you close the shower curtain and lock the "target" in with the stench. Extra effect if you can let a silent fart go instead of making it known that you were there. The heat of the shower makes the smell much worse.

Man, Julie was in the shower today and I shot in a Muslim Heat Seeker and she about hit the floor from the smell.

by dkilljoy May 5, 2011

detention seeker

Literally someone who seeks detentions - they, poor sexually-deprived kiddies, do 'bad' stuff in class as to obtain attention, and in turn get a detention.
They often think this makes them rebellious or hard.

Andrew called the teacher Fluffy again. He's such a detention seeker.

by Marc Rohde August 23, 2006

assylum seeker

people who come to england looking for money. even the most misguided of hippies must realise that you will be lucky if 1 in 1000 is genuine. they have become very adept at using the PC paranoia that is gripping this country to get whatever they want with the magic word "racism"
dont missunderstand me, if i was living in some run down tower block in jabratislavidovia then i would probably be trying it too

"I claim asylum, which way to the DSS office and how do i send for my wife and 8 kids"

by Mr Flibble December 26, 2004