Pair Seeds

A new, experimental remedy, passed from bro to bro designed to remove or therapeutically treat a man's metaphorical vagina, often associated with being a bitch.
With proper implantation and persistent watering, pair seeds give the man in question the potential to grow a proverbial "pair."
This treatment may or may not follow the removal of a vagina (vaginectomy) from an affected male.

Jared: "I have a bellyache and can't come out drinking tonight."
Justin: "Sounds like you have a bad case of vaginitis. I think you need a vaginectomy.
Jared: "Will that do it?"
Dr. Russel: "It might, but the prognosis is grim. You see, one can remove the anatomical vagina, but the metaphorical vagina will persist. To complete a vaginectomy, I can prescribe you Pair seeds. With proper implantation and occasional watering, you may, in due time, grow a pair. This, coupled with a physical vaginectomy, can swap out your vagina for a set of manly balls."

by mikekais September 24, 2013

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baby seed

Baby seed is a synonym for sperm. However, is a cuter way of saying sperm.

Shoot your baby seed in there.

by babylegsandwheels December 30, 2015

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bird seeding

when you feed birds

"sorry i gotta go do some bird seeding. talk to you later!"

by Pati Doku July 18, 2017

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Breed Seed

The popular term amongst Newfoundland based disco-gothic teenagers for semen.

Stewart, tap the back of my head when you’re ready to cum-I don’t want to miss a drop of that sweet breed seed.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 20, 2019

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Jacob Seed

1. a 47-year-old veteran of the U.S. Army, in which he served as a marksman as a part of the 82nd Airborne Division. He is responsible for maintaining the security of his family and training new soldiers for Eden's Gate.

2. Out of all the Seed brothers, he is Daddy.

"Jacob Seed must be a top."

by PoppinBallonsLikeASillyNigga June 28, 2018

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