job security

Anything that may influence circumstances so that one may continue in one's current employment, regardless whether the job actually needs to be performed.

See legislator, lawyer, self-serving, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 21, 2004

Treasury securities

(FINANCE) bonds issued by the treasury of a country.

In the USA, the US Department of the Treasury serves as the underwriter for the federal government; it floats bonds and short term securities ("paper"), which is then used by central banks around the world as hot money.

Includes

--the t-bill: short term (>91 days); discounted
--the treasury note: up to 10 years; coupons
--the treasury bond: longer than 20 years; coupons

Treasury securities are the main instrument of monetary policy by the Federal Reserve System.

by Abu Yahya May 5, 2010

security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017

security fart

The test fart you make when you are unsure if it's a fart or a poop. Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you poop. "The farts you make are equal to the farts you take" -Paul McCartney.

This is really just a definition of an occurrence. Nobody uses security fart in a sentence.

by Seamus MacFarland O'Toole August 29, 2017

security flush

when you flush a public toilet even though it looks clean, just to make sure.

- are the toilets shit safe?

- they are alright, you may wanna do a security flush n e ways.

- well yeah I always do

by danne June 16, 2012

Lortex Security

gay group for gay kids

"hey john, lets join LS (Lortex Security)"
"hell no, I ain't gay"

by feelsgudmum May 28, 2018

Secure that butter!

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 June 7, 2016