scite

The most irritating person you will ever meet. His typical way to annoy you is by following the popular people around. He is an arrogant twat who thinks he is great friends with the popular kids and follows them around everywhere

Have you seen the scite today
No
Thank god you haven't. He's been creeping around the bushes lately

by Jdivrjsbhr September 2, 2019

sectual

A person who has never missed, and is the sexiest being on the planet.

After all eternity Sectual has never missed.

by Sectual February 24, 2021

Section Runners

A group of people who are very bad at a certain game. They usually call them selves “apes”, “chimps”, and “baboons”

That team “Section Runners” are pretty good although imposter “Section Drifters” also known as “stock images drifters”- foooojjiiii. Are a pretty good Competitor

by Glock June 21, 2021

Reverse C-Section

Instead of a standard C-section, the baby cuts his or her way out of the mother's abdomen and uterus with a sword, usually either a Longsword or Claymore, and yells "I HAVE SLAIN THY BEAST" and proceeds to cut his or her own umbilical cord.

Person 1: Hey you heard about the new kid?
Person 2: Yeah I wouldn't mess with him, heard he was a reverse C-section.

by goofygoober1738 August 23, 2020

homo-sectual

Only engaging in relations with those of the same sect.

An abominable form of religious insularity, homo-sectuality inevitably leads to incest and bestiality.

by brjtlc August 28, 2010

Tuba Section

The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.

Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.

by FemaleME95 December 23, 2010

12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

by gis gump February 23, 2011