purple scud muffin

A girl who has a blue waffle,is on her period and has shit in her vagina.

(Joey) Man, i wanna fuck a purple scud muffin!

(Colter) you wanna fuck a what man?

(Joey) you know a purple scud muffin "look it up".

(Colter) oh you mean like kylie.

by brother zone September 27, 2010

Armenian Scud Missile

A cum shot to the eye from a distance

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.

by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011

negative karma SCUD

a barrage of negative karma; SCUD = sucks cause you do

rotarykid negative karma scuded jolly... because jolly is a twat

by tigerlily April 20, 2003

Widdly Scud

A Widdly Scud is a growth on your genital area or anus.

It is caused by constant defecation without washing.

You can also get a Widdly Scud on your facial area through cullingus when proformed on a dirty Anus or Vagina.

Dude! You got a Widdly Scud on your chin!

by Aryxsucks February 21, 2011

scud

a dart that hits a random location.

I shoot for the triple fifteen and get a triple twenty. "man that was a real scud!"

by don williams December 9, 2008

Scuds

A reference to a womans' **large breasts** which alludes to the Soviet made ballistic missiles made famous by Sadam Hussain.

Whoa did you see the top Linda is wearing today? God her scuds are amazing. And I love her personality.

by Pacmann32 April 11, 2020

Scud Catcher

When three straight males decide to experiment to the other side. One fucks another one in the butt doggie style while the 3rd lays underneath to catch the oozing scud dripping out of the ass of the guy getting fucked. Usually the mouth is used to catch the oozing Scud (chest and face are also used)

Hoss was fucking Randy while Isaiah was on the ground being the designated SCUD CATCHER.

by Txtactical July 14, 2022