The Sexy Drunken Scotsman

A native of Scotland, often seen roaming the wilds of Canada and braving the New World.
With his love of his kilt, his undying patriotic pride and sudden bouts of drunken rage, no wonder everyone loves him.
Like most Scotsman, he enjoys drinking, fighting, and fixing things.
Always willing to lend a helping hand, the only thing he'll ask in return is money for his alcohol addiction.

Truly a modern day Saint.

Random Person1: Who's that over there?

Random Person2: Him? That's The Sexy Drunken Scotsman!

Random Person1: Does he even have a name?

Random Person2: No one really knows. He's often too drunk to know himself.

by The Sexy Drunken Scotsman May 11, 2009

Scrote Goat

A pubic goatee found on a male's scrotum.

"Hey, I like your goatee."

"Oh yeah? You should see my scrote goat!"

by Ashton Francis November 24, 2005

scrote face

Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.

Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.

by Master Bates June 19, 2004

dirty scotsman

when a guy goes down on a girl on her period, and receives a red moustache/beard combo as a result

I was all like, Gunter, I'm totally on the rag, and he's all like, sweet. So I gave him the dirty scotsman

by SmallyK February 10, 2005

scrote

An obnoxious half-wit who resembles many of the qualities of the unwashed male scrotal sack. i.e. smells, rather funny looking, leathery appearance with random tufts of hair sprouting forth.

He spent so long drawing testicles he turned into one.

by The Squash Master, defeater of the Scrote August 10, 2004

scrotal doo rag

Similar to the doo rag, except worn around one's scrotum.

He wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny Yellow polka dot scrotal doo rag
That he wore for the first time today

by Cryptic May 10, 2005

scrote

man's scrotum - also, a bum, a worthless individual (usually male)

Sally's new boyfriend is a real scrote

by Chopster December 14, 2002