SCROTUM

Acronym for Super Capitalists Ruling Over The Unwashed Masses.

The very real irony of the incoming president filling out his cabinet with SCROTUM is that none of them has any real balls.

by paulpaxman January 16, 2017

scrotum sniffer

1. One who sniffs scrotums.
2. The act of sniffing a scrotum.

Ted's dog is a scrotum sniffer like his owner.

by Flip Sutter May 2, 2005

Scrotum Terrorism

When your testicles slam into the area between the asshole and lower vaginal area and treat the taint as if its a building and the testicles are the wrecking balls.

Dude, last night i heard Terry pulled some Scrotum Terrorism when he completely ravaged and obliterated Monica's taint when he was blasting her doggy.

by natterdaysoldiers September 30, 2010

testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006

scrotum

A small purse made from left over elbow skin. It's purpose is to hold your balls.

"If it hadn't been for my scrotum, that swift kick to the balls could have been worse"

by Alan Mclauchlan August 20, 2005

scrotum sandwich

Two pieces of bread with a flap of scrotum in the middle. Usually enjoyed with a light sprinkle of italian dressing and sometimes a slice or two of cheese.

"Hi yes, I'd like a large coke, 2 fries, and a scrotum sandwich to go please."

"Damn nigga, I had the best scrotum sandwiches last night that my mom made."

"Mannnn I'm so zooted I could go for a scrotum sandwich, but i cant feel my teef yo"

by Goose Ronalds March 9, 2004

Slapping scrotums

When a man inserts his penis into the rectum of another gentleman, the two scrotums (scrota?) come into contact. As the intercourse intensifies, the scrotums will make a distinctive slapping sound. Umm, at least that's what I've heard. I read about it once, honestly.

Buck: So are you and Carl dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we just slapped scrotums a few times.

by Trevor Alexander July 27, 2004