Scrutched

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground

Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!

by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018

Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018

Scracheded

it is where you have be hurt during and incident or a accidental point or view which wasn’t meant to happen.

That cat over there just scracheded my arm

by I’m tic tok famous February 2, 2020

scratchdogged

To get incredibly unlucky, particularly in a game of chance.

Person 1: As long as you don't roll a 1 you've won.

Person 2: *Rolls a one* Ahh damn, I've been scratchdogged!

by Mr 0 April 29, 2022

ass scratcher

a fat loner who watches hentai or the dude from discord

shiki: hey ass scratcher lol...
ass scratcher: hey shiki

by ass_scratcher420 December 1, 2020

ball-scratcher

someone who constantly scratches their balls while in public or when talking to you

Bro why is Quinn always scratching his nuts when he's talking to us?
Yeah dude idk, he's a big time ball-scratcher. His room must smell like asshole and nuts!

by lowconnection21 May 1, 2022

Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015