snoregasbord

When someone snores all night long and won't stop even when poked many tiimes. This person has several different sounds coming from the mouth and nose and at diferent volumes with no consistent patterns.

I couldn't get to sleep last night because my fucking wife snored all night long, she was having one hell of a snoregasbord.

by Skutch54 August 19, 2011

smorgasm

A smorgasbord of orgasms.

At the orgy, I was covered by a smorgasm

by pixiemisa April 6, 2008

Shortgasm

N. where a man ejaculates too fast, usually unsatisfying his partner, and ruining their sex life as they know it.

Girl: Aww man, he is so cute and has huge arms, but he still had a shortgasm.

by Prazzo July 20, 2009

Snorgasm

1. Snore + Orgasm = Snorgasm

2. Having a dream consisting of sexual intercourse with yourself or another and letting others that are awake know.

3. Moaning in a way that sounds like you are having sexual intercourse, but your really in a deep sleep.

"Eww...gross, hear her having that snorgasm?"

by Silent Killa November 9, 2008

Snorgasm

A physical reaction to sexual intercourse that can occur in both males and females, but is more commonly associated with males. It is characterized by falling asleep and snoring almost immediately after reaching an orgasm.

The climax of sexual intercourse is often followed by a snorgasm.

by Archeo Bob November 10, 2009

snoregasm

The condition of waking up and realzing you've had an orgasm in your sleep.

I had the most intense snoregasm last night!

by Davezilla November 14, 2006

smoregasmic

when somthing is so awsome its like having a smore and an orgasm at the same time

man the new batman movie was smoregasmic

by darynforsyth January 19, 2009