scorching the boulder

The burning sensation that results from using bengay and/or icyhot to rub one out.

Dude, I was scorching the boulder last night with my icyhot and I thought my cock was going to fall off!

by brojers May 4, 2011

Georgia Scorcher

When you bring a girl home from a bar, and she passes out. You take her panties off, take a dump in them, and then put them back on her. She wakes up and thinks she shit her own pants.

That drunk bitch thought she shit herself after I gave her a Georgia Scorcher

by TunaTacoGrande March 21, 2003

scotche

Mixer of Scope(tm) brand mouthwash and Scotch. Taken from the Comedy Central Show "Secret Girlfriend."

Phil: "Dude, Scope is not a mixer."
Sam: "Maybe to you it's not. I mix it with scotch, call it 'scotche.'"

(Random Lesbian makes out with Sam): "Mmm... tastes like a Girl Scout Cookie."
Sam: "That's my scotche."

by testicles...that is all October 24, 2009

Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

Scorched

to verbally burn someone to a devastating degree

Eva: Elisa, your eyebrows look like birds, one day they are going to get up and fly away.
Braden: Scorched!
Elisa: I hate you guys

by boybraden December 21, 2014

Scorchy

A man so lit that he is considered a sexy beast.

This man is Scorchy that he can get laid any time he wants.

by Scorchboy January 5, 2017

Soncha

1. A soncha is known as the other woman. Or the woman a man is having an affair with.

2. A slut who's messing with a taken man.

Woman 1: Is that Mr. William's girlfriend?
Woman 2: No, he's married. That's his soncha.

by TrashyCigarettes November 1, 2010