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I'm not crazy, i'm a scientologist!
by i want your bod May 5, 2006
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computer science

The study of making porn more readily available, to make it easier and faster to download, and to make what you're looking for easier to find.
by MoonKnight November 18, 2002
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Nigger Science

The science that negroes used when they were invented in 1945 in order to time travel back in time and become slaves. This was done in order to make themselves oppressed, so that other races would have to feel sorry for them in the future.
Those blacks and their nigger science!
by woahdudescience September 18, 2018
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the sweet science

another name for the greatest sport of all time, boxing.
there is nothing in this world that will test a man more than 15 rounds of the sweet science.
by Mandelas Discple October 7, 2007
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science the shit out of it

Survival technique through the use of scientific problem solving, one problem at a time to increase the chances of surviving a life threatening circumstance. Takes emotion and blame out of the equation.
I am not going to die due to my life threatening circumstance. I will need to science the shit out of it to survive.
by Survivetheperfectstorm June 5, 2018
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redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.
Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.
by evil kniewel May 16, 2010
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Scientology

The religion created by the minor Science Fiction writer, L. Ron Hubbard in 1952. Scientology teaches that you are an immortal "thetan" that is entrapped in the physical universe and your own problems by your thoughts (considerations and postulates). In practice, Scientology is the exact opposite of what it teaches. It claims to free you, but most people would say that Scientologists are brainwashed and enslaved. It claims to promote freedom of speech, but Scientology sues anyone who says anything bad about Scientology. It claims to want to improve the earth, but sues anyone who tries to use it's books and techniques without paying a license. It is a very schizophrenic and dangerous organization whose members actually infiltrated and spied on the U.S. government in the biggest ever case of its type in U.S. history.
If Scientology got big, the people who get in their way would be killed.
by adam wilson July 5, 2004
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