scheef

A queef mixed with a shart at the same time. Vaginal flatuence mixed with explosive diharrea. Usually happens in the time of startledness or a time of realizing one's errors.

Rumor has it Samantha, Emily, and Dani are a Scheef Chorus!

by Ticknis February 4, 2006

schwee

The male genital organ i.e. the penis.

Zip up your fly, your schwee is hanging out.

by schweedom December 10, 2006

Schweetabbed

To get stoned in the morning when you're still kind of drunk from the night before.

We got schweetabbed in the car on the way to Alabama.

I was completely schweetabbed at the zoo.

by EvanT. July 15, 2008

schwefferling

Combining hardcore game with the intense shuffling of the feet, preferably to hip hop, to secure the pick up of a member of the opposite sex

Everyday im schwefferling

schweffer game pick-up

by greggyj December 10, 2011

schweeler

A person using their sales skills and manipulative techniques in order to defraud an other person of their goods. or privileges. I.e. " This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly." Synonym: gypsies, charlantan, opportunist, manipulator, narcissist.

This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly.

by Karmawillcome January 9, 2016

Schweezing

To snort cocaine or other substances through ones boner, sometimes refers to food.

Matt's party's were alway's lit, he had a schweezing room with mountains of cocaine like scarface.

To fully experience the pallet one must schweeze their food from time to time.

by GurrenAiden July 30, 2016

schweer

A delightful experience consisting of a shower and beer. To perform a schweer one must simply grab a beer and hop in the shower. Drinking the beer while in the shower is know as the beautiful phenomenon that is a Schweer.

I cannot help you eat right now, I’m having a Schweer.

by Schweermaster January 18, 2021