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schlitz

the drunkest you can get for $3.
let's see. i can get a mickey of vodka, or 5 litres of schlitz...i gotta take the schlitz!
by Drama_King January 27, 2009
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schmittz

v.
To act in an overly sexual manner for a long duration of time for no real purpose. Other than annoying all who are around you.
"If you don't come back here with my shoe, I'm gonna have to come back here wearing ONLY a shoe!" -This behavior is a textbook example of schmittzing.
by SCHiBER February 13, 2005
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Schnitzelbank

1. A tool used for woodworking in Germany before the industrial revolution.

2. A humorous German song popular among German Americans interested in teaching German to their children.
"Ist Das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?"
by Richard Romo June 10, 2009
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schnitzengruben

code for sex
15 is my limit on schnitzengruben
by anonymous May 29, 2021
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poop schnitzels

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!
by erikatori June 18, 2008
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Schlitz

n. A hilariously named beer originally brewed in Milwaukee by Joseph Schlitz.

It can (and will) get you drunk for a reasonable price. It tastes decent which has no connection to its funny name. It has experienced a recent revival due to the comeback of old school beers.

Its really not that bad at all, even though its from Milwaukee. Its better than Milwaukee's Best...which doesn't make sense and isn't very good. And its older than Old Milwaukee, which doesn't make sense either and also doesn't taste very good.

Naturally, any Schlitz will taste like Schlitz. Its not a light beer so you can still feel manly with some Schlitz in your hand. If you decide to take a Schlitz, make sure you share your Schlitz with others.
Chad: Yo man, pass me one of em brewskis, bro.
Brendan: No problem chief!
Chad: Ah jeez, this beer is Grolsch, dude!
Brendan: First of all, its not that bad, and second of all its Schlitz!
Chad: Ahhh, no wonder this beer tastes like Schlitz!
by applejack42 February 12, 2010
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Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White
Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com
by alesanaluvr January 23, 2011
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