Schneider

Placing a hand into anothers armpit. It is a game to play with friends. When you place your hand in their armpit you say "Schneider!". Similar to tag. The last one to "Schneider" the other wins. There is no time limit. It is just a never ending game of torture. It is primarily meant for unsuspecting victims. Ex: They are reaching for something, not aware they are playing, holding an urn etc. Although forced Schneider-ing IS allowed.
Note:Do not Schneider shirtless people. For obvious reasons.

John is reaching for his phone. Joe sneaks behind John and while shoving his hand into John's armpit shouts "schneider".

by CaveBro December 15, 2012

schneider

someone who constantly comments on everything on Facebook, waits watching the screen for new posts then pounces like the post predator he is.

post...hi mum
post back....hi son
the schneider would comment on this "how sweet"

by landy May 8, 2014

Schneided

Being drunk as fuck.

Kevin: Damn did you see Rachel last night? She had 7 beers!
Jake: Yeah she was so schneided!!!!

by chiccalovee August 1, 2011

Dark Schneider

A used condom.

Dark Schneider

by monkeymafia November 11, 2003

yaakov schneider

A prominent student at Yeshiva University who heads the student life committee and the weekend retreat club.

"Hey Yaakov Schneider said the trip is on Sunday".

by aryeh davidovitz November 11, 2008

Schneider

An extremely creepy person; usually referred to as a man, but can also be a woman. Comes from the actor, Rob Schneider, who is rather creepy looking. Funny, but creepy.

"Who is that lurking in the darkness?"
"Eeeew, what a schneider!"

"Wow, that guy in the car next to us is such a schneider. He keeps staring!"

"Why are molesters always schneiders? Like, why do they always look super creepy?"

by sugarrrbby March 5, 2010

schneider cider

Piss
Pee
Urine
Weewee
Water
Piddle

Whatever the fuck you want to call it

"nigg,you ready"
"shit i gotta pee yo'
"nigga take a fucking schneider cider and get your ass back here"

by Fuck_Da_Force2 June 13, 2009