daily schedule

something that no one actually follows…

Me: did you finish your homework yet?
Friend: no… but it’s on my daily schedule!

by berrylea December 3, 2021

Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.

Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.

by godlylaundrymachine May 13, 2022

Pussy-Ass Schedule

A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.

(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2

Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.

Me: Follow this scedule.

You: That's a lot of work.

Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.

by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

Brock Lesnar Schedule

Getting paid millions of dollars to work less than three weeks a year.

Did you hear wrestler is requesting a Brock Lesnar Schedule with his next contract? If anybody has earned it, it's him.

by Egadgo November 22, 2022

Joe T schedule

when ur sleep schedule so cooked u jus sleep until 2pm and work at 4pm and get home at midnight and jus fuckin jerk off by urself and dont talk to anyone and then falll asleep at like 6-8am and do it all again

Roman: Bro where has Beau been, I haven't talked to that kid in agess
Nico: Yeah brah i dunno he's lowkey aura farming
Roman: I swear to god he's got that Joe T schedule where he sleeps till 2 and works at 4 all day.

by Socky Joe July 2, 2025

James sleep schedule

A motherfucker I know who is fucking vampire is who gets no godamn sleep.

Man you got to have the James sleep schedule for that

by Ass clapper Nigga July 31, 2025