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A Schneider Mustache

A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".
"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."
by p.smitty March 23, 2010
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Schneider

A pretentious, white, Caucasian, egotistical, asshole bastard whom hails from Oklahoma City and has a white residue surrounding his nostril region.
Hey that guy Sure is a douche. I bet he is a Schneider.
by lilbuddha August 16, 2011
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Schneider

He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.
Girl: Holy shit, that guy is sex on legs!
Boy: Yeahh, he’s my homie, he’s name is Schneider.
by iloverainbows<3 June 23, 2018
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Becca Schaeffer

The most beautiful woman in the world! The one I want to spend the rest of my life with <3 She is an amazingly strong willed, intelligent and sexy woman! If you ever find a Becca Schaeffer never let go of her because she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you!
Me: Man check out that Becca Schaeffer!
Brett: I wish I had me one, you're so lucky!
by rick senior May 26, 2011
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McKayla Schneider is a bully

McKayla Schneider is a very cruel, and inconsiderate person. She often makes fun of this really cool kid I know named Coty Johnson. He's really awesome but she never gives him a chance. She actually set his dog on fire. She's a bully. Don't be her friend.
"Wow that McKayla Schneider is a bully. Let's not be her friend, and be friends with Coty Johnson instead. He's way cooler."
by Kenny Bourbon November 16, 2013
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Mr. Schaefer

A really cool teacher who's the shit! He's bald and is AMAZING. He doesn't give out homework and he's able to kick anyone's ass! His glasses are his best feature. Best damn teacher in East Troy!
Person 1: Who do you have for Science?
Person 2: Mr. Schaefer!
Person 1: You lucky whore!
by The Dreamcatcher! December 17, 2012
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fishily schneider

To fuck a chick (hopefully) in the nostril and then she vigorously licks your sac (scrotum)
I love receiving fishily Schneider from animals.
by scrotum monkey February 24, 2008
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