A thin stream of semen shot across a woman's upper lip, resembling the pencil-thin mustache worn by superintendent/handyman Schneider on the TV show "One Day At A Time".
"My girlfriend was going down on me and turned her head at the last minute, and I gave her a Schneider Mustache."
by p.smitty March 23, 2010
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He is a very nice guy. Plays lots of intruments, very talented, smart, a class clown, ALWAYS gets into trouble, has lots of friends and a heartthrob in school. Girls be careful when you see him, you’ll fall for him instantly like I did.
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by rick senior May 26, 2011
Get the Becca Schaeffer mug.McKayla Schneider is a very cruel, and inconsiderate person. She often makes fun of this really cool kid I know named Coty Johnson. He's really awesome but she never gives him a chance. She actually set his dog on fire. She's a bully. Don't be her friend.
"Wow that McKayla Schneider is a bully. Let's not be her friend, and be friends with Coty Johnson instead. He's way cooler."
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