scandalous bitch

One who cheats on her man more than 5 times within a week with at least 5 different people.

"i had to go get tested for AIDS because my ex girlfriend was a scandalous bitch"

by Nykotein March 18, 2010

Sandy

Sandy is a very pretty girl. She may not think so but all boys like her. Not only with the looks, but she also has a funny and witty personality with lots of charisma. Being friends with Sandy is a lovely thing as she is truthful but can lie to get her way out of trouble. In general, she is nice if you get to know her but if you make her angry, she can keep fights.

Person 1: "Wow she's so nice and pretty"

Person 2: "Yeh her name is Sandy"

by ZxUBxZ December 11, 2016

sandy handy

A hand job with no lube involved.

Kristey was on her period and didn't want to give me head and we ran out of lube, so she just gave me a sandy handy.

by joker aka dj nj April 19, 2007

Sandy Vagina

a "man" who complains like a woman with sand in her vagina.

Don Pavlic is a sandy vagina.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

scandalation

n.: The act of creating a scandal.

The matching verb: to "scandalate".

When your boss kisses your best friend from work at the Christmas party... Now that's some serious scandalation.

by Scandalator April 30, 2005

Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".

Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."

by Kabir101 November 26, 2010

Sandy J

The act of giving a someone a hand job using sand paper only.

Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.

Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.

by beemd June 3, 2013