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Friend Scale

friend scale is

1-cant stand to see them
2-don't hate them just really don't care for them
3-same room but no conversation... See More
4-don't hate don't like just not a huge fan of them
5-there alright
6-hallway friends (you exchange hello small talk if in the same class or close space other that no communication)
7-group friend (you hang out in the same groups but never hung out with them in a one on one situation)
8-good friend (you hung out one on one but not often. there not your first choice to call to hang out when your bored by any means)
9-real good friend- (you hang out one on one even exchange some secrets but you cant really call them your best friend due to some personality traits or sometimes you go long times without talking or something along those lines)
10- best friend
person 1-you going to hang out with jason today
person 2-nope hes only a 7 on the friend scale maybe later when we play basketball.
by BIG YIANNI SMACK April 27, 2010
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Scarlett

Scarlett is the most generous outgoing girl you will ever meet. Her self-asteem isn't the highest, but that girl is perfect in EVERY way! You can see her beauty on the inside and the outside. At times she may seem a bit crazy, but once you get to know her you'll never regret being her bff. If you want to date a Scarlett, you better treat her like gold, because she deserves nothing less. She will let people take advantage of her because she doesn't speak up for herself, and instead everyone else. Around people she may seem normal but trust me, she is far from that. If you ever meet a Scarlett, never let her go, because she is DA BOMB!
Boy 1: did you see that girl over there? she's so gorgeous !

Boy 2: that my gf scarlett

Boy 1: i need to find a scarlett
by Kardashianz March 20, 2018
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scarlet starlet

A stunningly beautiful and promiscuous woman.
"I'm your little scarlet, starlet singing in the garden / Kiss me on my open mouth / Ready for you" --Lana Del Rey
"Scarlet Starlet and she's in my bed" -Red Hot Chili Peppers
by LRivs October 15, 2013
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Fecal Scale

The official scale of fecal size and weight.

Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load

Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.

Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load

Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.

Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.

Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.

Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load

Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.

*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
"Brian - JORDAN, THAT IS NOT SAFE, YOU ALREADY HAVE 1 FUCK TON, 2 FUCK LOADS AND A SHIT TON!! STOP BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!

Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008
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Scarlett Johansson

Literally the finest most beautiful badass milf who sued in labour. Used to be part of the MCU and played black widow (the most beautiful character in the mcu).
"You know Scarlett Johansson?"
"Yh what about her?"
"I would let her run me over and I would apologise"
"Same tbh"
by Justmeig August 19, 2021
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Baudains scale

The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.

As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.

Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
by BaudScaler December 12, 2017
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Glasgow Coma Scale

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.
Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
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