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Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Better Call Saul

Something you better do if you have cancer and cook meth with Jesse Pinkman
Breaking Bad spinoff "Better call Saul" is a hit!
by Julebug123 April 18, 2015
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korean sauce

Korean sauce is a slang word meaning a "bad" pornhwa (it's not necessarily always pornhwas, sometimes it's manhwas as well). It is very similar to NTR or Netorare. It mainly implicates rape, incest, blackmail, cheating and all sorts of horrible things... It's for some reason often seen in the pornhwas nowadays (I don't know if Koreans likes this kind of thing). It's only mindless authors having nothing to do than rotting the poor souls of readers, it's the opposite of wholesome.
Scout: "Ain't liking this one, this crap is certified Korean sauce."
Reader: "Thanks a bunch! You saved me right there. Otherwise, I'd be rotting in Satan's horrible pit..."
by Le Bruh January 6, 2021
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Fish sausage supper

An illness derived from the act of sleeping with many skanky women, where the penis begins to smell of fish.
Alan had a great time at the party but woke up next to a stripper and soon discovered he had a fish sausage supper
by Chippy Banter March 16, 2010
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Lamb sauce

A slang word for attractive. Calling a person lamb sauce means they are so attractive even chef Gordon Ramsay would love to find someone like them.
Gordon Ramsay; WHERES THE FUCKING LAMB SAUCE.

person 1; Gordon please calm down lamb sauce is out there somewhere.

Person 2; you'll find lamb sauce some day.
by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017
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Mr.Saunders

A teacher at Richard Hale. Tim saunders Head of physical education is a absolute unit of a P.E teacher! At first he comes across scary like a big boulder extremely intimidating but when you get to know him he's a big softie. Also if you are good at sports you are immediately one of his favourites if you are not sport talented you are in for a surprise. Mr.Saunders specialises in Rugby and surprisingly volley ball. Not to mention he has a walking speed of 77mph. But one thing not to do is make Tim upset or you are in for a real treat. And if you are lucky you get to hear his banging tunes during circuit training.
Student 1: what's that come over the hill
Student 2: it's a Mr.Saunders a Tim Saunders!!!
Student 1: Thought it was a egg to be honest
by Big Ian wolff April 24, 2019
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Barboo Sauce

Barboo sauce or barbecue sauce is a ben.afc4's preferred condiment when it comes to dinner time. Ben likes to dunk many foods in the sauce such as onion rings, pizza, garlic bread, chips, alphabites and chicken burgers with mayo.
by gabigabigabi June 4, 2022
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