saturated

1. Soaked, filled, or loaded to capacity.
2. Drunk, having had too many alcoholic beverages, stoned, high, having slurred speach, and unable to facilitate coherent thought process of any kind.
3. Immersed in thoughts, either happy, inspiring, terrifying, or depressed.

1. "Your clothes are saturated with rain."
2. "Like my body?... I was honored to be on our.. next performer's new video... And if I ever record an album.. I want this guy to produce m-mine.. and make me beautiful duets.. 'cause he's freakin' genius!..." - Anna Nicole Smith @ The American Music Awards 2004
3. "I've been deep in thought all day, worried about the unknown and what shall become of me, blah dee blah blah."

by antimyopia December 9, 2005

satrap

Somone of large importance
Someone cool
A pimp or player

from ancient persia, meaning governer

Mr.Woodburn is a satrap!

by Neil O November 18, 2004

saturate

Soaked fully.

The saturated hand rag was no good for further absorption of the liquid.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

Saturated

To be full of shit; for something to be completely and utterly stupid.

(Ex#1) Shebreezy: "Did yall hear dat Douglas supposedly smoked a Black & Mild wit Lil' Wayne?"
Latrell: "Pfftt, Douglas be saturated."
(Ex #2)Jaytron:"Man,I just spent all my moneh on biscuits and burr."
Durraymus:"Dogg,dat be saturated."
(Ex#3) Lil' Jon:"Man, Rick Ross thinks Noriega owes him 100 favas? Shit, he be saturated as fuck."

by Jay "Cash Moneh" Sims (aka Marty McBiscuit, aka Jerk McGerk, aka 49 1/2 Cent December 9, 2008

Satori

A perfect girl who is always happy when she is around her friends. She is very spiritually awake and has insightful dreams often, she is also beautiful, sexy, sweet, kind, supportive, loving, caring and joyful towards everyone she meets. Satori is the kind of girl that you never think you will have a chance with but if you get one, ride it out as long as possible because nobody is more deserving of love than satori. She is almost always a small girl, but her booty is perfectly shaped and although she has small tits, her nipples are perfect in every way. If you ever meet a satori, the only logical thing to do is drop everything to try and make her yours.

Guy 1: Dude are you dating Satori?
Guy 2: Yeah, its been less than a month but i'm in love.
Guy 1: Thats fucking burnt.

Satori makes me feel so good when im with her, even without the sex

by Kid kuddie February 11, 2019

storage shed

An object, typically a person of relationship significance, used as an emotional dumping ground and/or punching bag.

Paul, I'm not your storage shed, you can't unload your issues on me and not expect me to react.

by B Sugar June 6, 2011

Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP)

v. and n.

When using the tool, Stumbleupon on a slow work day and you have 'Stumbled' so many times that:

1. You are actually sick of the internet;

2. All the pages are beginning to look familiar;

3. You're clicking next out of habit and aren't even looking at the computer screen any more.

Roopy: Lola, you look tired and depressed.

Lola: I had a slow day at work today, so I used Stumbleupon for 6 hours straight and I might murder something if I see another Cyanide and Happiness comic strip.

Roopy: Ouch, looks like you've hit Stumbleupon Saturation Point (SSP). Go read a book for a few days, you'll feel better.

by BahumBugg April 23, 2011