douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010

satchel

a bag of contraband

How am I gonna get a satchel on such short notice before the party!?

by Dylanger April 20, 2006

Satchel

1) a man–purse
2) a skinny 10 year old ginger boy who crowd-surfs at concerts

"there goes satchel wow look at that swagger"

by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015

golden satchel

when someone pees on your ball sack

joey has been given a golden satchel by carol the lunch lady

by corey July 18, 2004

Satchel

A female's ass.

Woah, check out that girl's satchel!

by crazycooldudewhat June 1, 2009

Satchelle de douche

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Satchel Shame

The guilt one feels when they forget to bring their reusable bags to the grocery store.

The cashier looked at me with contempt, as I'd forgotten my reusable bags, causing profound satchel shame.

by Abiding Dude September 12, 2011