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Stanus

Short for 'stained anus' - The undesirable dark appearance of a stripper, porn star or body builder's sphincter, which usually results in the sufferer seeking anal bleaching treatment.
Pornstar 1: You getting much work?

Pornstar 2: Naw, I missed out on that part in Anal Rump Humpers 32 -- the director said I need to get my stanus problem cleared up.
by cogboy May 22, 2008
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Agnostic-Satanist

A Agnostic-Satanist is a person that is Agnostic(not really caring enough to go into religion or not really knowing what to believe) and a Satanist( someone who worships or praises/likes Satan/the devil/any forms of the devil more then god/jesus/any form of a god and follows and goes against the 11 Satanic rules of the earth, 9 satanic sins, and 9 satanic statements) at the same time, however they only somewhat believe in any form of god, the devil, Angels, demons, etc, but cannot prove their existence and show hard solid proof that they exist/existed, and doesn't care enough to find a way to prove it, doesn't feel the need to prove it, doesn't have the time to prove it, etc.
I am a Agnostic-Satanist, I support people who are Agnostic-Satanists, I support Agnostic-Satanism.
by K4!10V3SC10WN5 September 7, 2022
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satanist

Some of the coolest people in the world.

People who arent afraid to admit that they have urges and needs that are "devilish".

They are their own god and rule over themselves. Its up to them what is right and wrong and don't let restrictive religon guide them.
Bob: Did you hear that Rick is satanist now?
Cindy: yeah, he didn't like it when his old church was telling him what not to do.
by KatieeexMatieee October 4, 2008
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stanus

steen house (stone house) in sctottish or gaelic; familyname from scotland
by Anonymous April 24, 2003
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satanism

something that most people think is bad but its not and most satanist dont worship the devil.thats called levay satanism. they worship satan as a symbol of freedom and power and indepence.
then theres spirtual satanism and traditional i think these to differ form each other but bascily they believe satan as a being but not as an evil being but a god .
and being a satanist dosent mean killing and orgies like some people say thiose people are weird and crazy.
kid:is satanism evil mommy?
woman:no and u shold respect all religion and give them the benefit of the doubt and u should look into them instead of jugdeing them.
by supervamp August 19, 2008
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black Satanist

A subdivision of Satanists consisted of solely black people. Often engage in ghetto/gangsta/hood-ass illegal activities such as throwing acid in someone's face as a hate crime or vandalizing private property, such as parked vans. Have also been known to be blamed or otherwise liable for above activities as well as other criminal activities such as murder, grand theft auto, drug use, human sacrifice, graffiti, and other messed-up shit. First identified on the Comedy Central comedy John Benjamin Has A Van in the "Van Scheme" episode.
(Walking and talking)
Paul: Hey isn't this a black neighbourhood?
Alex: Yea it's okay though, I got some bros livin' round here, so 'sall good.
Paul: Okay... wait, what about black Satanists?
Alex: .....Um... wow. I don't know about black Satanists.
(Random black Satanist wearing a hooded sweater runs up with a flask full of acid and throws it in Alex's face)
Random black Satanist: How you like that, you white motha-fucka?? All hail Black Satan!! Yee-haa!! (Does a weird dance and runs off)
Alex: Arghhhh!!!! My eyes!! Dude! You gotta get me to a hospital!
Paul: I told you we should've taken the subway.
(Alex stares at where he thinks Paul is at with contempt)
by StreetSmart13601 October 13, 2011
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daytons satans

the most badass bikers in thee world
dude the daytons satans are on their way...RUN!!!
by shermo January 22, 2008
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