South African Salamander

-noun. a highly advanced sexual position where the male ejaculates onto his lover's eyes and simultaneously poops into his partner's mouth. The South African Salamander developed its name from the apparent glazed eyes and lip-licking tongue of its first victims during the 14th century.

She was forced to clean her contact lenses after he gave her a South African Salamander.

by Dr. Bottom March 18, 2010

vagina salamander

a person who tries to get in the pants of girls who are awake and sober, but the girls do not like the person.

"Becky, beware that ron guy is a Total Vagina Salamander!"

by EShanks January 23, 2009

Sioux City Salamander

The act of inserting your fully erect penis into the collective vagina of two scissoring women.

I am tired, the Sioux City Salamander I found myself in the middle of last night really wore me out.

by Forgetmeplease November 4, 2015

Salman

The act of consistently withdrawing from planned events with reasons that are last minute excuses.

Sally was a huge salman when she decided to cancel going to her best friends graduation party due to being “sick.”

by Pandalover159 June 21, 2019

salamandrine

That which is like a salamander, living in fire, in the flames.

The creature settled amongst the glowing coals every fibre of its salamandrine nature glorying in the flames.

by Dr. Edward F H Chisnall March 14, 2007

Saltzman

A term of endearment given to morbidly obese diabetic Jewish women after ejaculating on their immensely greasy fat rolls and letting the sweaty semen mixture dry creating a crust not so dissimilar to the salt mountains of the Dead Sea in Israel.

Guess what Shlomo, I gave that fat loaf of gefilte fish a Saltzman last night! Mazel tov!

by Lynch Marshawn November 11, 2022

nefi salamander

A weird kid and a weaboooooooo. he watches **** and loves it. He is a fortnite tryhard and cries in his room

Wow, your such a Nefi Salamander, such as WEABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRYHARD

by ducki_momo March 25, 2019