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Salome

When used as a name, Salome is that girl with the perfect hair, who acts like a teachers pet and is found at every community service school event. She is often the girl who has been at the same school for her whole education. She can be found singing, doing home work, doing volunteer work or sucking up to teachers.

A Salome usually has one really really good friend and is just polite and friendly towards everyone else. If your name starts with an M, N, A or C you are possibly that one good friend.
"She's asking for MORE homework? What a Salome!"
by Squid.In.A.Bottle August 15, 2012
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Salmoned

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.
Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"
by Jason Tiemeier February 22, 2008
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Fort Salonga, NY

Fort Salonga is a quite town located near the Long Island Sound. The town is very wooded and they are numerous secluded homes. the houses range from middle class to the rich. It is a predominately a white town. There is basically nothing to do here except go to Callahan's beach or to one of the private beaches located on the Long island Sound. The High School is located in Kings Park. All the rich kids that attend Kings Park High School are from Fort Salonga.
by summer22 June 16, 2009
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salmonella

The outcome after fishing for salmon with nilla wafers.
Man 1:I don't feel right.
Man 2:why?
Man 1:I got the salmonella.
by Albal44 March 4, 2009
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Salmoned

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.
AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?
Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.
AllSeeingSalmon: no??
AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!
AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim
AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!
by kss4777 August 5, 2008
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salopek

To create an unusually complex system of ineptitude out of something very ordinary.
In order to solve the equation "2 + 2 = ?", I must salopek the barometric pressure of my immediate surroundings.
by George Littlebear July 2, 2006
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scaloneta

The nightmare of brasil kkkk

head couch scaloni
I will fuck all the scaloneta
by matinashe November 22, 2021
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