The epitome of pride. Shaabans are perfect at everything they do. They are the chosen people.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.
*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.
Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.
**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.
If you hold the tag Shaaban, you are expected* to make perfect everything you do. If not, the rest of the Shaaban-tagged population will unanimously dismiss you.
*If you hold the name Mostafa along with the Shaaban tag, no effort is to be made from your part.
Perfection** comes naturally to you, but will fade at times of weakness.
**If you have a spouse called a Lara, you will have no times of weakness, rather consistently perfect 24/7; considering that that is her strength as well. And her strength lends to yours.
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