Stroudsburg

A small town in eastern PA. There's something about the place that's eerily similar to a magnet. Once you're here, you're sort of stuck. Try to leave all you like-- meet a girl 40 miles away and move to her town to try and escape, move to a different state, or resign yourself-- it's all the same.

One would be remiss not to mention the atmosphere of Stroudsburg. Although one could point to the bustling night life that comes with the towns nauseating abundance of bars, Nothing encapsulates it better than the town's mall. A building of squandered and long since passed potential that just becomes more akin to a wasteland with each passing day.

The town's population is a hodgepodge of urbanites who moved here from the larger cities that would rather be back where they came from and the common Pennsylvanian yokel who see no wrong with where they reside. However, the townsfolk have already found who they like and don't like.

All in all, Stroudsburg is a small augean stable with the tired and clear facade of a wonderful place to live. There's a smell that permeates the area like a gaseous haze and none who live here would say it's pleasant. Broken sidewalks, townies, and a cemetery that everyone seems to have gotten fellatio at that's adjacent to the high school. That place sucks too. Run as far as you want, seek solace somewhere else. Stroudsburg will always be behind you.

"Stroudsburg was not where I meant to spend the rest of my life, but for some reason it still calls to me. Hey... you wanna smoke later and walk on main street while complaining about how stuck we are?"

by Elf-Head January 17, 2023

Struss

Mixture of Strange and Sus. Also can represent anxiety, and an almost stress-like feeling. And yet, it is like a truss, it still has structure.

Dang, that's struss.

by William H. Afton May 22, 2023

strouds

To stroud or strouding is to make repetitive mistakes in a job you have held for years and have others fix it for you.

I kept strouding at works easiest tasks today and my coworkers kept catching my mistakes.

This old timer has been working here for years but every day he strouds.

by M&M&S January 31, 2025

Strauss

The name of a stressed person

You can always tell when it’s been a long week for Strauss; he walks in looking like he just survived a marathon of stress!

by Emotional Cruiser November 8, 2025

emma strauss

One of the most beautiful girls you ever meet. Is a sex god and is known for her eye catching looks and body.

look at that girl, she looks like emma strauss ;)

by egwhsu9bf329oabfuoqw September 28, 2013

lindsay strauss

Lindsay Strauss is a strong girl. She pretends sometimes. She has a lot of friends who are like her. They all don’t want to live, they live anyways. 99% of her is done 1% thinks of all she’ll miss. The 1% gets her every time. She stays. She helps. She depressed. Her friends help. She has amazing friends too, they are like her. All 6 of them stick together. There was 7 but the one left. She is worse than Lindsay Strauss and her friends. Lindsay and her friends aren’t thet terrible but are still broke af. They put on fake smiles, fake attitudes and go to school. They cry themselves to sleep. Lindsay Strauss is happy sometimes but this is how she is, this is how I am

Lindsay Strauss is so kind but is so broken.

by Sad_Little_Misfit_Broken December 18, 2017

Blake strouse

A cool person he'll be there to play games also loves games like fortnite call of duty and madden and nba 2k nice person will regret stabbing him in the back nice person overall
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Who's blake strouse

Idk I haven't meant him

Once you do don't be mean he's a cool guy

Alright I'll be cool

by anonymous November 16, 2020