Stonking Great Tits

A phrase to describe particularly large amazing breasts or the need to have large amazing breasts.
Coined by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw in his review of Tomb Raider Anniversary.
Gamer 1: 'You know what would make this game great? Some Stonking Great Tits.'

Gamer 2: 'OMG I was just thinking that!'
by Evil Tree December 20, 2010
mugGet the Stonking Great Titsmug.

big stonks only

Similarily to stonks, you use it to express a financial decision that resulted in a lot of financial gain. Mostly in a short amount of time. In this case, it is most often used not ironically. You may also say it just for fun.
A: "I sold my 15 year old car for 3000$ yesterday. Also, I got a raise from my boss today! I'm making so much money right now!"
B: "BIG STONKS ONLY!!"
by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020
mugGet the big stonks onlymug.
A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.
Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonks
by A4775 October 17, 2020
mugGet the Wholesome 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot 69420 stonksmug.
A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)
John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.
by Gigabased September 24, 2021
mugGet the Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humormug.

Stonk

Stonk meme - to talk stonkish. E.g inglish, kemist, konspiricy tearist, spanesh, hac, bertday.
If someone has a birthday they would pronounce it "bertday" in a stupid voice. The voice has is stonkish
by Manstonk November 14, 2020
mugGet the Stonkmug.

Stonk

Slang in da miltary for Artie cannons that fire semi-atomic bombs
Peir ze Germans are coming prepare to launch ze STONKS!!!! "RussianBadger"
by ReconShadow3 September 23, 2021
mugGet the Stonkmug.

Stonk the Minecraft

To fire artillery on a naval mine ship
Commander, we need to stonk the minecraft!
by bigtony762 February 3, 2023
mugGet the Stonk the Minecraftmug.

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