stoat gobbler

someone is is bordering on being a total tosser but not quite there

your mate man, he is such a stoat gobbler!

by sectorcpope May 28, 2006

Stoat

A stoat is an ugly animal that fucks its own young before they can leave the net. Similar to a tiprat. Use to describe your mates.

You filthy stoat!
Get away from me stoat!
Bad stoat!

by Davo G April 28, 2005

stoating

To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.

Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.

by GM January 2, 2005

stoatious

to be stoatious is to be in the act of rocking out to deadly choons (tunes) while under the influence of alcohol or other substances.

i was totally stoatious at the show the other night

by crabluddite May 30, 2006

stolan

stolan: a literal asshole.

that dude over there is such a Stolan.

by stolansbitch February 28, 2018

stoat

Guy Code (tm) for an amazingly hot girl.

Did you guys see that stoat? Tasty!

by Pupazz March 10, 2003

stoat

(n) a person who is more of a douchebag than most of the douchebags one commonly encounters. If life was a video game and there was a "douchebag" level, the end boss would be a stoat.

Can also be used as "stoatage", "stoatitude" or "stoatsville"

That guy just illegally parked his $90000 BMW in a handicapped spot, and then chucked his garbage out the window. What a fucking stoat!

Don't bother going to Henry Hudsons on Thursdays--it's total stoatsville.

Did you see that "designer" pre-stressed "vintage" shirt that girl was wearing? That shit was infinite stoatage.

by stoat watch dot com July 10, 2007