Steven Wright

A stand up comedian from Cambridge, Massachusetts. e is known for his dry, deadpan style, and acts in a rather depressing way. He cites his main influences as Richard Pryor and George Carlin. He has influences comedians ranging from Jimmy Carr to Demtri Martin. Steven wears a Boston Redsox hat wherever he goes. His big break came when he was the comedy guest for The Tonight Show With Johnny Carson. Since then, he has had numerous HBO specials, and frequently appears on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson.

Guy 1: Did you catch Steven Wright on Craig Fersuson last night?
Guy 2: Of course i did! i always love his surprise drop by's.

by poppolo July 1, 2010

stiken

A stiken is when the penis is unusually hairy. The pubic hair runs up the whole penis.

Charlie has a very weird stiken.

by Littleassfuck July 2, 2017

Steven Moffat

Satan. Pure and 100% Satan. This man is known for lying to fans of Doctor Who and Sherlock. Well known for leaving massive cliffhangers at the end of a season. The man who decided it would be a good idea to only put 3 episodes per season of Sherlock and only put out new seasons every 3 fricking years.

Wow, Steven Moffat really wants the people to come after him. He left that episode on a massive cliffhanger. Again.

by FuckingDieStevenMoffat February 13, 2018

Steven Michael

Is a grandiose kinda guy and loves to play..... the field.

He was such s Steven Michael I had to kick him to the curb!

by Boo150 April 21, 2019

Petropia Stevens

A cross between an exotic desert-like plant and Anthony Hopkins in the film The Remains of The Day.

Hey, What’s Up petropia Stevens?!?!?

by smutmonger69 February 5, 2019

Stevious Steven

pronunciation: stee-vee-ous stee-ven

Stevious Steven was born in 30th August 50BC and is still alive till this day. He is known for his iconic sister, Linda.
Steven has many health conditions including: osteoporosis, dementia, hyperthyroidism, syphilis and gonorrhoea.

Steven is a very amorous man towards an interracial. He is also very dishonest and toxic, bringing your self-esteem to a minimum.
In terms of love life, he has many side hoes/back-up including: Vance, Johnson, Ethan and Akash for an example.
Stevious Steven should sing.

Steven in the library not studying
Person One: Its been 7 hours at the library, how many questions have you done for the exam tomorrow?
Steven: Um... half a question and scrolling through twitter

Person One: Oh God... to be Stevious Steven

by your mum's side hoe November 3, 2021

the Steven theory

after 10 hours Steven goes weird and starts lots of arguments

I think this is weird Steven. the Steven theory is true

by viobio2 November 8, 2022