Steam

Steam is a digital video games distribution service, developed by the Valve Corporation. It was launched in 2003 to serve as a DRM for initially just Valve titles, but began to allow third party content beginning in 2005. Since then, it has grown to be the largest digital distribution platform for PC games, and also has social-media like features, with its system of highly customizable user profiles, the ability to add and message friends, as well as a feature to create and join groups.

I bought a lot of games, that I’ll likely never play, during the last Steam sale.

by This is my handle okay July 7, 2025

steam sale

The money draining rape machine.

me: oh there is a steam sale

STEAM: YES COME TO ME AND I SHALL f!@# YOUR WALLET

by the homeless dump January 4, 2014

Steam Sale

A steam sale is a way of taking your money applied by Steam/Valve. The offers are just too good and too tempting!

Person 1: Wow did you check out the new steam sale yesterday?
Person 2: Don't even talk about the steam sale, I spent £70 yesterday on games!

by RaVeNN February 9, 2014

Steam Summer Sale

The ultimate example of wallet rape.

Guy 1: Hey man, where ya been?
Guy 2: T-t-too many... g-g-games. The p-prices!

Guy 1: Ah. The Steam Summer Sale I see.

by Tyler the Destroyer June 23, 2014

steam table

Located at the oldest restaurant on The Hill, this long table doubles as both a quick hot lunch takeout for the daily special as well as a place to take a shvitz.

Lunch today was great. I hit up the steam table on my way back to the office and got myself a delicious pasta and also got to see Doug nude.

by Arthur in Hoboken July 26, 2018

Steam Edition

When a noob who plays Microsoft flight simulator x and says random stuff and people scream out WELCOME TO STEAM EDITION mostly Airforcepround95 uses that catchphrase

"Is that a 747 going vertical, Welcome to Steam edition"

by Gxngstakidda December 2, 2018

Steam-Clavined

The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.

"FUCK, I'm dead! I would've SEEN that landmine if I weren't being Steam-Clavined just then!"

by Defenestrator January 1, 2015