stits

saggy tits yo. maddd long hangginggg titss mannn

yo dat grandma got some stits

by m&t baybiee December 27, 2007

dick stats

The measurements of a guys dick.

When asking politely in a chat for the size of a man's cock!

HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he

by Little Missy Licky January 20, 2008

more stats

to be the best at doing something , or being succesful in whatever you do. slang started in the queens borough of New York by local hustlers called M.H.E .

YO son , im gettin paper in and screwin these broads. Im gettin more stats brother.

by Brandlo December 7, 2006

Stetson

The epitome of douchery. He'll blow his teacher for 5... Extra credit points on the test. If his mouth isn't already wrapped around his teachers cock by the 2nd day you must assess on a case by case basis. Everyone hates him except his teacher who has a whip and his dick in his ass.

What a fuckin Stetson. He's suckin up to his teacher so hard.

by The Trap Lord Jaker May 11, 2014

Stats

An abbreviation for statistic. If you dont already know what it is then your either stupid or your waiting for me to say somthing funny... Nope not gonna happen...

48% of all stats are made up on the spot.

by Statnerd September 11, 2010

stats

used to describe a situation, or appearance

Dude did you see his guitar solo? GNAR STATS!

Check out that rednecks hair. Mullet stats, fer sure bro.

by rachhh November 21, 2007

Stetson

A women who is looking for a discription about a woman named Stetson.

1:So which one is Stetson?
2:The one in the blue.
1:Oh with the beard?
2:No you twit that fricken gorgeous lady over there! That is Stetson!

by Supdude_itsyagorl November 16, 2019