staar test

A test that we have to take in the state of Texas because of some motherfuckers. Takes 4 motherfuckin hours to take. We have to sit in a classroom with the most annoying people ever. Test Cheaters, popular kids, cute guys/girls, and etc. We get crackers and a water, but the teachers get a stupid buffet. THEY EAT INFRONT OF US... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME TF BITCHES. If you don’t pass hello summer school. Or if you don’t go hello same year again. I know it’s stupid like me. Teachers get the report of the other countries test scores and Texas is the most stupidest state ever. Like fuck y’all for judging us go suck your ass we atleast try. We get depressed at school for the whole year because of projects and homework... more stuff. Just to get ready for the staar test with double a.

*first day of school*
me: Ah shit here we go again... da motherfuckin staar test

by DontBeNoseyHoeAssMF July 2, 2019

Stairwell Inspector

1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.

Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!

by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010

staircase wit

thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head

from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave

My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."

I muttered something like "Well it's not".

What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."

by Mandingoe July 14, 2004

No Stairway

A quote from Wayne's World, it is a reference to how often amateur guitar players will play butchered versions of the song in music shops and the agony it causes most people to have to listen to. Can also be used as a statement against crappy, loud musicians in music stores.

I can't take my little brother to the local music store any more. They have a No Stairway policy, now.

by AlexNumberTwenty August 14, 2007

Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

by dirtydom February 20, 2010

Sairy

When you first meet a Sairy they're gonna be the most chill and coolest person you've ever met and your gonna want to be around them most of the time and just wanna stick by they're side but as you get to know them and grow with them you'll start to feel attached because that's the type of person they are someone that gots you feeling something and someone who is just special to you in any way Sairy's are rare and one of a kind if you have one don't let go you'll regret it. Some of them intend to have a geeky but the most cutest and most adorable laugh of them all and the cutest smile in the world. Also some of them also have up to two types of features one of them being the laid back chill and goofy one but yet gorgeous behind closed doors and dresses like they don't care and then you'll have that astonishing amazing beautiful person you've ever laid your eyes on shows it off gots it all and just is fantastic, if your super lucky you can get the one with the two features but those are rare one of a kind let's say. As you get to grow with a Sairy you soon come to find out that they are a major asshole at times and sometimes even all the time but as you get they're and keep moving forward you'll find out that they can be kind of a sweet heart and just someone you want to spend the rest of your life with because they can have you feel a type of way, but never give up on a Sairy because you just lost the best thing that happened to you, at the end it will be all worth it.

Dude Sairy is to good to let go.

by christopherg April 22, 2017

Saira Viola

A writer who rebels against the mainstream and kicks out against chick lit she uses her own language to paint descriptions of people and places .

Oh that poem is by Saira Viola it uses colour and art and music to describe characters and plot action .

by AidanK July 26, 2011