by Jeffsmith1738 March 22, 2018
When a senior dates a sophomore to just have sex with them and or mess around with them then dump them
by Thatsmehehe February 04, 2015
A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.
Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.
by mbarry69 November 12, 2016
Have you heard of senioritis? Yes. You have. How about sophomoreitis? Probably not. Why, you ask?
Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!
Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.
What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Because, it is new! Never been seen before! Wow!
Seniors give up on trying, because they have already worked they tushes off in high school to get where they are. Sophomores feel the same way but unfortunately for them, the worst is yet to come. Junior year, only several months away. The most strenuous year of HS. Yikes.
What is the cure for sophomoritis? There is none. Good luck soldier. Only two to three more years.
Joe: Hello Becky. Are you looking forward to our 10th grade class trip?
Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.
Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?
Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!
Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
Becky: No, I already have sophomoritis.
Joe: Oh no! Becky, be honest. Are you depressed?
Becky: Yes.
Joe: I do not know how to respond to this.
Becky: You could kiss me.
Joe: Becky, no. That would be inappropriate. This sophomoritis really IS messing with your head!
Becky: Haha yes, very true Joe. I am not ok. Haha. Ha. Haha. Ha.
by MendesSoldierNY March 09, 2022
by Dude 123456827359382837 March 01, 2022
The most irrelevant year of high school. It’s basically the “middle child” of high school. It’s basically a filler year. But it’s a really easy year. And at least you get more respect than the freshmen. By sophomore year, you should be more comfortable with your surroundings now & you pretty much already know the routine of high school. But you’re still not an upperclassman yet, so don’t get too cocky just because you’re not a freshman anymore. And this is the last easy year you’re gonna have, so enjoy it before you hit junior year.
by TEEGUY July 03, 2024