oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018

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snort job

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.

Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!

by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

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Ganorkle Snort

Term for a filthy bastard who enjoys the scent of women's bicycle seats. Possibly dude's seats as well. Nasty pricks.

Yo, check Ganorkle Snort moving in on that sista's Huffy. Dirty fucker.

by bizktang October 5, 2016

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Derf Snort

A human being with the hair of a troll and looks petrifyingly ugly. Sometimes is as fat as a whale.

Omg that girl is such a derf snort, prancing around in her ugliness.

by sezredtertert76 April 9, 2010

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stealth snort

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.

Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)

by DangoBang November 24, 2011

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