oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018

snort job

Has two requirements: hookers and blow. Once both of the aforementioned are obtained one must then aquire a spicy hot boner. Once all of these have come together make a line of blow on the aforementioned spicy hot boner using a credit card and/or fingers (razors could be quite painful). To then aquire the desired result have the hooker snort the blow off. For added fun a mushroom stamp can always be added to remind the hooker who is boss.

Last night I got some good hooker and had her bring over some blow. I had that bitch give me a snort job and then slapped my mushroom dick across her face. It only cost me 5 bucks!

by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006

Korple Snort

When you have literally no idea what is happening, and you fart loudly

Person 1: What is happening? *fart*
Person 2: Did you just korple snort?

by arglefloop February 15, 2019

Mixing the snorts

crushing 2 different pills and putting them together in one line to blow.

dude im so fucked. what'd you do man? i was mixing the snorts man, vicodin and percocet.

by zmoerder April 26, 2011

Gorp Snort

Someone that farts in a bathtub and bites at the bubbles

Dang dude! Your kid is a gorp snort!

by Karl jr November 7, 2020

Snorting Season

When it’s your favorite holiday, so you find a friend and cut up some candy in powder form and snort it through a make shift straw

Yo wanna get into snorting season with me by cutting some lines of candy canes

by McThiccqqie December 20, 2019

Derf Snort

A human being with the hair of a troll and looks petrifyingly ugly. Sometimes is as fat as a whale.

Omg that girl is such a derf snort, prancing around in her ugliness.

by sezredtertert76 April 9, 2010