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Pencil Slammer

After completing any sort of written test, specifically a standardized test when many others are in the room, this person will slam their pencil down upon completion of the test to let everyone else know that they have finished.

A pencil slammer does not care how much time is left to take the test or how many others are still testing; they must make sure the entire room knows that they have finished.
The intention of a pencil slammer is to try and feel smarter than everyone else in the room regardless of personal intellect. They are usually either the smartest little suck up in the class or the fuck-up in the back of the class who has failed 3 times.
Quinn, don’t be a pencil slammer. We all know your incompetent little brain could barely even fathom the difficulty of that psychology test, and even though you finished early you probably still failed anyway.

I was taking my time on the SAT and only had a few questions left when the prissy little bitch next to me didn't even finish the last word before slamming it down. Fuck you, pencil slammer!
by ayeeeee..... November 7, 2010
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Street slammer

A fine mixed beverage created by drinking half a 40 (Steel Reserve works best) and then pouring a Sparks or Joose into the bottle (along with the remaining flat beer).
Jim: I've got four dollars and I want to get loaded.
John: Skip the 4 Loko, go for a street slammer!
by crispy cat November 17, 2010
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motorola slammer

When a motorola employee has sex with his girlfriend till it megahertz
I want to motorola slammer my beautiful girlfriend Jennifer till it megahertz!!!!
by berkshire iceholes March 16, 2015
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Air slammer

@jgyhsref is slower than an air slammer
by ♥🗺☠ August 1, 2021
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South Dakota Slammer

When you have to poop really bad but your having sex with your girlfriend, so while she’s giving you a blow job, you proceed to slam your ass on her face and let it all go.
Ugh! Did you hear about Danny? He totally gave that girl a South Dakota Slammer last night!
by jdpaulo February 8, 2018
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Peanut Butter Slammer

When you're letting the family dog lick peanut butter off your dick, and your sister walks in before you can finish, so you pound her ass with your still peanut butter covered dick.
Sophia walked in on me and Daisy yesterday, so I had to give her a peanut butter slammer.
by JBDeeee June 26, 2019
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sidewalk slammer

Bay Area Based drink common with punk kids. A 40oz of Mickey's/Old E drunken halfway down with a can of Sparks mixed in.
by Das Nekroripper 510 Bluh February 11, 2008
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