Skeeter

A drunk in a bar that "don't take kindly" to anything.

Skeeter: Hey! Eight-year old! We don't take kindly to your types in here!
Barkeep: Now, calm down, Skeeter. They ain't hurtin' nobody.
Skeeter: NO! approaches Stan I wanna know som'in' from Mr. I'm Eight Years Old here! How come you types are always wearin' them funny padded shirts in the winter?!
Stan: …Coats?
Barkeep: Now, Skeeter, I don't want no trouble.
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan We don't take kindly to your types around here!
Stan: Dude, what the hell is going in?!
Cartman: Did you guys see a big panda bear in here, or not?
Skeeter: pounds the counter We don't take kindly to panda bears!
Stan: Well, we don't take kindly to you!
Patron with hat: pointing at Stan Well, we don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly around here.

by nitz April 14, 2006

Skeeter Valentine

1. The best friend of Doug Funny on the popular kids cartoon.

2. When a man jizzes all over his girlfriend's chocolates and roses before presenting them to her on Valentine's Day.

Who the hell has the name "Doug Funny" and a best friend named "Skeeter Valentine"?

Jill: "So what did Dave get you for Valentine's day?!"
Karen: "Well, you know he's quite the charmer. He gave me a classic Skeeter Valentine."

by alexander devlin September 27, 2009

Skeete

Sk-eat (n.): 1) Common last name originating in the Barbados
2) last name of a migrated family originating in Barbados that can be found in Britain, Panama, and clustered in the boroughs of NY, as well as other American states.
3) a popular but secluded beach on the western coast of Barbados (Skeete's Bay)
4) A popular nicknmae for a girl named Amanda who shares this last name.

THIS NAME IS IN NO WAY RELATED TO THE WORD "SKEET", POPULARIZED AND RE-DEFINED BY ONE "Lil' Jon" IN SONGS "Get Low" AND "Salt-Shaker". ANY REFERANCE TO SAID WORD WILL REMAIN INACCURATE AND IRRELEVANT. YOU WILL BE LAUGHED AT, NEGROS.

I'm black. I can say "Negros".

4) What up Ms. Skeete-Skeete?!

by Skeete-Skeete May 20, 2008

Skeeteth

1. Shakespeare's attempt at being crunk.
2. Ejaculating during the Renaissance Period

Sucking of the dicketh resultseth in cometh in the moutheth. Skeeteth, skeeteth, skeeteth.

by s bizzle April 7, 2005

moma skeeter

a woman who was skeeted in and will now have a baby

o my gosh my teacher is a moma skeeter

by Boby Turd October 17, 2006

Skeeter

A small, bloodsucking insect such as a mosquito.

Hank, watch out for them dang old skeeters, they itch like a bitch when they gitcha.

by Gallitar December 5, 2004

Sheeted

To be taken home by a female who implies that sexual favours will be performed forthwith and without question upon arriving at her abode only to be treated to a healthy dose of blue balls. After hours of frustrating attempts at coitus the female in question leaves her bedroom to "get a drink" ie let you get the fuck out. You take this 30-60 second opportunity to release your frustration into and onto her bed linen, dress and escape quietly leaving her to clean up the sticky mess...

Cam: "Dude that chick i went home with last night gave me peanuts so i left her a little sticky present on her pillow."

Mike: "Dude. You sheeted her."

Cam: "Awwww yeah"

by Doctor Beatenschmith March 30, 2011